7u7:
I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child
WHO THE FUCK IS THE DORA MOVIE FOR??? WHAT IS THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE
“Film not yet rated” HELLO????
I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”
got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins
Take a sip babes
“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure
Wholesome pranks
That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
i wish i could hear this picture
